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The Hobbit - Aragorn vs the Troll of Sauron... by yourparodies The Hobbit - Aragorn vs the Troll of Sauron... by yourparodies
Sauron ain't called The Deciever for nothing... ;o)

The sad thing is, that with the exception of the Jersey Shire line, these are actually all quotes from actual people XD

The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit (c) New Line Cinema, Warner Brothers, J. R. R. Tolkien
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shadowninja287 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017
CHAAAAARRRRGE!! 
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Sketcher11235 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
DROWN THE AIR IN HOBBIT-DISLIKER CRIES, AND THE EARTH IN HOBBIT-DISLIKER BLOOD. XD
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NonieR Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2017
Snerk!
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KantankerousKitten Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
The terror in Pippin's eyes is legitimate.
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majinzbuu Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016
Cheap tween porn? I cracked up.
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:iconhispurpleness:
HisPurpleness Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2016
So appropriate.
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Little-Beasty Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
May Eru bless you
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ramasioti Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2016
I found out who Uwe Boll is...I thank God every time I watch them that Peter Jackson made them.

Imagine Michael Bay *shudders*
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Maybeimalion7 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It did make me laugh !
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TiarnanDominusAdonai Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
So much zeal, so much passion, so much -- hurrah!

- Take Care, Beannacht De Duit
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swirlheart Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015
I love this SOOOOOO much! XD XD XD
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TheInvisibleMime Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015
But, the hobbit did suck...
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015
A strikingly well formulated argument, good sir, I must admit I have never looked at it from that particular angle before. 
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:iconkurvosvicky:
KurvosVicky Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for doing this. :hug:
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
Glad You enjoyed it :)
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:iconkurvosvicky:
KurvosVicky Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:meow:
I'm actually myself working on an audio review defending the Hobbit trilogy. ^^
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
I've been giving it some thought writing a couple of articles on the subject myself.
Though it's a sad day, when such a beautiful trilogy needs defending, if you ask me. 
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KurvosVicky Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's downright baffling and confusing to me. I mean, yes, sure, the movies changed stuff... but so did the Lord of the Rings movies. People seem to dig for flaws in the Hobbit movies, even though it just feels absurd and farfetched.
Good god, you have no idea how refreshing it feels to talk to someone like you who actually appreciates them. XP All 6 movies are my all-time favorite movies. And... sure, it's not like I'm telling people they MUST love them. But all the unfair criticism is seriously starting to drive me insane.
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
Hear, hear!
I can pretty much just repeat all you just said... People hate on these movies for all the wrong reasons... And it really irks me, because it's absolutely unfair in this case. PJ and his crew put so much effort and love into making these movies, and yet, many dismiss them as mere "cashgrabs", even though that couldn't be further away from the truth... It really is mindboggling... -_-
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KurvosVicky Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like... they say they split it into three movies just for the money. Which is insane - he wouldn't put his freakin' soul into each movie if that was the case. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 - now THAT is an example of a book being split into more than one movie just for the money, because almost nothing happens in that movie. Well, nothing that couldn't be shortened down to 20-30 minutes, at least.
And... something like seeing the dwarf army now in Battle of the Five Armies, and seeing how they operate? We've never ever seen that before in ANY movie, and it looks SO awesome... yet, people don't seem to care.
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
Exactly. If it was a cashgrab, they would just pump out 3 90 minute movies, and that with much less detail and work put into them. I mean I have the Official Movie Guide and the Chronicles books for the movies, and you can read in great detail in them, how much effort was put into making these things, further evidenced by the DVD behind the scenes, and so forth... And yet, some people DARE to say, it's a lasy cashgrab... Well, I'm 100% certain, that those idiots have never ever work even half as hard as anyone on these movies in their bloody lives. 
Anyone, who can just look at these movies and say, that there was no effort put into them, is either lying or outright stupid. 
Not to mention, that all these haters never even bring any arguments to the table, they just... declare things. Maybe someone should tell them, that's not how arguments work...
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Ailthron65 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Loved it and my reaction would be same as Aragorn's, behead the bastard
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DrakkenlovesShego12 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Student Artist
:iconclapplz:
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MrBigCookie Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Rivendell WAS in the book, TWICE! Unlike the film however they went there intentionally.
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XAlexDentonX Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nicely done, the dark day isn't upon us indeed :)
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TheHobbitArt Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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akatsukinoshimo Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Can anyone even have words to comment this wonder?....
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TheMountainDragon Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Words cannot express how great this is. :D (Big Grin)  
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Chrissiannie Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
To the Troll: shut up, you don't know what you're talking about! And you better leave my Robert Pattinson out of this! He doesn't need your stupid crap!!

Plus, Peter Jackson rocks!
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Goldenmoon111 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Professional Artist
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yay yay yay yay yay 
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Erix19 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Preach it, Aragorn!


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It had to be said. A lot of the die-hard purists don't seem to get that the films have great merit as gateways into Tolkien's writing. No one's forcing them to watch the films anyway.
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JASON9000 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
This had made my day. Thank you.
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Zeonista Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU! 
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RowenaStormborn Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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LichLordMeta Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
I'm coming tooooooooooo
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RowenaStormborn Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
 Me Iz Fast 
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FiveElemenets Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Charge!!!!!
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SilverGinIchimaru Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The Hobbit movies are amazing, can't wait for the third one
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TheWatcherofWorlds Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Roman :la: Roman :la: Roman :la: Roman :la: Roman :la: Roman :la: Roman :la:
TONIGHT WE DINE IN MIDDLE EARTH!!!!
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
So inspiring....
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Sorrowscoldfrost Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
Haha, that was awesome! I wonder who on earth thought Rivendell wasn't in the book? Whoever did must have never read it. And the day the talent of Peter Jackson falls is far into the future, if that day ever comes at all. That made my day!
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yourparodies Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
It was one of those "professional" critcs... ^_^ Big mouths, no brains I tell ya'
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SamuraiShinai Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
MEGA-LOL :D
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PeachyPuppyGirl30 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student General Artist
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

You. Sir. Are the best person alive. :D
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yourparodies Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
Now that's a compliment if I ever saw one... :D
Thank You, Thank You... ^_^
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PeachyPuppyGirl30 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student General Artist
You're welcome! :)
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ImzadAmyMoon Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
XD So perfectly describes my constant situation with people.
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LuanMonta Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Professional Filmographer
Now that's totally amazing! Congrats, it's so great! *.*
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zoogore Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
wow...laughing pains...my chest hurts
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ARTheARTdog Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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